BigDededeeznutz 5 year.agoThe Pope and Donald Trump are standing in front of a large crowd.The Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!” Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!” So the Pope slapped him.
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Niggers like to be called nice.
Pain in the neck
Because Donald Trump needs more air to keep talking out of his ass.
none. they beat the bulb for being broke and arrest the room for being black (creds: justaboy/YT)
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
They both went out on a limb by taking a knee for Black lives
I say we hit Ramsey County Medical Examiner first.
Because they're breaking windows into pieces and each person gets their own piece of the loot
so i took her to Minneapolis.
A killer bean
The pizza can feed a family of four
"Ben is in a coma."
because you take my breath away
I keep seeing videos of people shouting, "I can't breathe!"
I propose it’s too soon to take a knee
None they will just beat it for being dark
One's on the cover of Playboy while the other's on the cover of National Geographic
Because there are schools all over America.
Why do they name a store target and get surprised when to gets hit
Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word
He won’t be needing it anymore
y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Have you seen the size of his nose ?
Cause you just took my breath away
The stores are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.
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