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He’s Going Underground…
Host: " Tell me a word which I don't know and you win a prize " Phone rings Caller: " Word is goan. Spelt g o a n" Host: "Can you use it in a sentence please" Caller:" Goan f...k yourself" Host hans up Phone rings again Caller:" Word is tsmee. Spelt t s m e e” Host: "Can you use it in a sentence please" Caller:" Tsmee again. Goan f…k yourself"
“I know” says the guy, “but she’s a good cook and the kids like her.”
The pink parts are good but the heads are full of shit.
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Gender reveal parties for seven year olds
Whats the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan? The prisoner is wanted. What’s an orphans favourite flower? Self-raising What does an orphan call a family photo? A Wishlist.
When his semen can’t find any other direction to release.
Woody goes soft when a kid enters the room
to OUCH STOP! rAPE!
A good stroke.
Read them "Little Boy Blue." ^(Works better verbally)
It’s not hard.
... I'd have $1.73
When the student in front of you gets shot, pick up their book.
I would drink it
One of them's a kak blunt, the other...
He spent a night in a warehouse.
Anxiety is the 1st time you can’t do it a 2nd time Panic is the 2nd time you can’t do it the 1st time.
I said it's for kids
They needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.
You can only go One Direction
I at least pretend to be happy in class.
The one with biggest tits!
- It’s called “The Gash Chamber”
Always be yappin'
Scratching at the inside of her coffin.
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