RiverLime 5 year.agoWhen the judge asked me why I stole the newborn from the adoption center, I simply replied:“It’s not stealing if no one wants it”
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Cos they dad's still haven't returned from the cigarette shop...
I’m pregnant.
(That means I treat them as if they're stupid.)
And also it's better to have less to no competition where you live
Well that makes pussy the original Anti-depressent
Ground up and in my freezer.
They can’t understand both sides of the problem
He was wearing black pants when he got pulled over.
Felt cute might delete later.
Windows.exe shutdown
niggarettes
Reaching around and pretending it all the way through.
A Fidget Spinner.
The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out of it
In America , the Coronavirus caused liberals to go colorblind
You’re always guaranteed a swallow.
My uncle shoved one up my ass when I was a kid & I've never forgotten about it.
it started purring.
Never mind i forgot that those are the same thing
They're going to jail for killing blacks ON CAMERA. Gotta be smarter guys!
Just report them to PETA for animal abuse
seeing as the whole game is about the white ball dominating the coloureds...
Could have made it a little less awkward if he showed it on a banana, though.
Gang Rape
**Reporter**: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" **Man**: "Yes!" **Reporter**: "Name?" **Man**: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." **Reporter**: "Sex?" **Man**: "Three to five times a week." **Reporter**: "No no! I mean male or female?" **Man**: "Yes, male, female… sometimes camel." **Reporter**: "Holy cow!" **Man**: "Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general." **Reporter**: "But isn’t that hostile?" **Man**: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." **Reporter**: "Oh dear!" **Man**: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney
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