Joker King - find funny jokes from here.

Nothing, don't give a shit if either get fired.

I asked, "Excuse me, do you have a pen?" She replied, "Yes, why?" I said, "Well, you better get back in it before the farmer realizes that you've escaped."

Over 200 years, yoghurt develops a culture

Now it doesn't work. Then I painted white, hoping it would work hard. Now the whole system is corrupt. Then I painted it yellow, hoping it would fix itself. Now the drivers have crashed.

Now she's got two dead dogs.

It's weird because they usually pick cotton.

whipped cream

Nicaragua

Hand him a used tampon and ask what period it came from

Just ask Gianna Bryant.

...The secretary says, "We don't allow blacks at this club." However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. "Furious, Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!" "Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary. "In that case, it's 5 minutes down the road! " ___ xpost - r/sickipedia

Paul Walker made it to at least 90 before he died.

If god is black and we are supposedly all his children then makes it sense that we never see him.

The execution.

Crime stoppers.

A white woman watching it on tv

Jk it's just clones of turtles.

Under the sea!

so that when people say "are you fucking retarded" I can say yes

A Sandy Hook survivor.

The pilot comes out and says, "We need to get rid of some extra weight. Let's go in alphabetical order... starting with... the Africans." Nobody comes out. "Okay," the pilot says. "Are there any *black* people on board?" Still, nobody makes a move. The pilot, getting a bit frustrated asks, "Okay, how about *colored* people?" A little black boy in the back turns to his dad and asks, "Daddy, aren't we all of those things?" The boy's father replies, "No, son. Today we're niggers. The Mexicans can go first."

So I came in 𝘩𝘪𝘴 girlfriend.

Whales are majestic creatures.

The judge asked the man to sit down and to refrain from making any noise. The judge continued, "And that also on the 17th of September you are accused of killing your son by beating him to death with a hammer, how do you plead?" "Guilty." said the man in the dock. Again, the same man at the back stood up and shouted even louder, "You dirty rotten stinking rat!" At this point the judge called the man to the bench and said, "I have already asked you to be quiet, if you continue with these outbursts, I will have to charge you with contempt of court. I can understand your feelings, but what relationship have you to this man?" He replied, "He is my next door neighbor." The judge replied, "I can understand your feelings then, but you must refrain from anymore comments." The man replied "No, your Honor, you don't understand. Twice I have asked if I could borrow a hammer and both times he said he didn't have one!"

Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

I chuckled, "Here, you can have this old air guitar too."

5 mph faster than Paul Walker

I bought him a new trampoline for his birthday, but all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry...

From a catalog.