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avatar TheOGDump 4 year.agoWhat do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese!

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1. Why do women live longer than men?

Couse god gives them back time spent for parking their car.

2. Why is it called premenstrual syndrome (PMS)

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

3. I like my women like my coffee

Ground up and stored in the freezer

4. BLUE LIVES MURDER

5. What is similar between a black man and a dirt bike?

they both need a hit or two to get working

6. I went out to the kitchen and saw my wife chopping up onions. It made me cry...

Onions was a good dog

7. What did Usain bolt finish that Hitler couldn't

The race

8. Did you know Trump sought sexual services from abroad?

The broad's name? Melania

9. What do you call a Blackman driving a mail van

A delivery driver u racist cnt

10. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

11. In light of Wayfair gate

I guess they aren’t Wayfair to children

12. What do you call a spanish execution?

A Guillatino

13. China having the world's largest population

is proof that size doesn't matter

14. What was Jesus' after school job?

Walking people's fish.

15. You're like a dream.

Not there when I wake up.

16. Police: you are arrested for having black skin

Me (who skinned a black person): this is why nobody likes you

17. What do you call a horny fisherman?

A MasterBaiter

18. I asked my boyfriend if i was the only one, he's been with.

He said "yes the others were atleast sevens or eights"

19. What’d you call a Chinese paedophile?

Fuk ‘em yung !!!

20. How do you kill a clown?

Stab it repeatedly

21. What starts with A, ends with N, and means ending the life of a child?

African

22. When did hitler kill himself?

After he saw the gas bill

23. I just got my 23&me results back - they say I’m Asian

I’m pretty sure I’m not though, I have 3 daughters. I would’ve killed 2 of them by now.

24. Throwing acid is wrong...

In some people's eyes

25. What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the Abuse Shelter? The dishes if she knows what’s good for her.

26. You know what happened as soon as Steven hawking died

He got Dee dossed

27. Have you ever ate out a girl from California?

You either get one of the two things; you’ll taste the ocean, you know plastic... or you’ll get a mouth full of dick.

28. What is it called when American Police picks up arms against the local populace?

Huntington's

29. What the difference between a baby and cancer?

I dont go to jail when I beat cancer.

30. What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Priest?

The gift that they give to children

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