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Being fingered by Captain Hook.
It's only useful when you fill it up with liquor and pass it around at your bachelor party
Tell a woman she is fat and she'll always remember because an elephant never forgets.
In the late 15oo's, Muslims invented the condom from the intestines of a sheep. In the 1700's, the English improved on the idea by removing said entrails from the sheep first.
...and approaches the black bartender and says, "Hey nigger! Get me a beer!" The bartender says, "That is very disrespectful. How would you like it if someone talked to you that way?" The white man says, "Well I don't know, how about we switch places and see?". The black man says, "Hey cracker, get me a beer!" The white man says, "Sorry, we don't serve niggers here."
santa goes down the chimney
Because it’s the only day black people can afford things
As a man walked pass her she started crying. The man asked, "Whats the matter, dear?" The girl replied with "I've never been hugged before." So the man hugs her and the girl starts crying again. The man asks "Whats wrong now?" The girl replies with "I've never been kissed before." So the man kisses her and the girl starts crying yet again. So the man asks, "Whats the matter now?" The girl replies with, "I've never been fucked before." So the man picks her up and throws her into the ocean and says "You're fucked now."
The NBA
Bury this one and go back to the orphanage for another.
We shoot them in school, because we have class.
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Buying rope isn't that fucking difficult.
Apparently she was offering 2 year old pussy on Tinder.
The man's because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen
But at least they drive through school zones slower
Couldn't find her head..
It's all over.
I thought, fuck me, I might win this.
When she takes her tampon out and the cotton is picked off.
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Let's Go Bully The Queers
Apparently, orphans don't have a sense of humor.
If the guy turns out to be innocent, I follow the girl home and rape her. Nobody is going to believe her anyway.
It really kind of spoiled our 10th anniversary dinner.
Her miscarriage.
My wife is white and it's hard to hide all the bruises
Little Seizures.
Going to an Oregon community college
So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove into a wall
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