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He looks just like Jon Hamm.

Just one, but you’d better have a high ceiling.

He left one of the funniest ones I’ve ever seen on his last day of work. Later I found out he wasn’t actually a dad which was kind of funny I guess.

I will make it to the car soon

followed by Batman.

Mother: Yanny! Laurel: Yeah?

He got the sack.

The fact that I don't finish my sentences and

She assumes it’s from the upstairs neighbour’s balcony so she knocks on his door to let him know. “What was written on it?” The man asks. “Out” She replies. “So ‘Chill’ must still be on the balcony” says the man. Next day the same happens. She finds a slipper, knocks on the neighbour’s door. “What’s written on it?” He asks. “Off” she says. “So ‘Fuck’ must still be on the balcony” Next day the same happens, annoyed she decides to act like she doesn’t know what was written on the slipper. She knocks on the door. “What’s written on it?” The neighbour asks. “I don’t know” she replies. “So ‘I got crows out my window Dogs at my door I don't think I can take anymore What am I doing wrong?’ must still be on the balcony”.

I’d name him Synonym.

So he gives it to her

are shocked to learn that they should not do their own electrical work.

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going. She replied: “I’m going to Las Vegas”. He questioned her as to why. “I just found out that I can make $500 a night doing what I give you for free”. He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch. “And just where do you think you’re going?” “I’m going with you!” he replied. “Why?” she asked. “I want to see how you are going to live on $1,000 a year!”

VivALDI’s

Bacteria

But for Indians… they probably came from Neander-Dal

I didn't try it, I prefer BBW, though there is a lot of overlap in the videos.

The woofabit.

Man: "Do you have sheeps testicles?" Butcher: "No, it's just the way these trousers hang."

...waiting for the doctor to allow him to see his wife and their new baby. A nurse steps into the waiting room and gets his attention. "Congratulations! How many children do you have now?" she asks. "This is my seventh," he says proudly. "I'm a sex machine!" "Well," the nurse replies, "you might want to check the oil in that engine of yours, because this one came out dark."

Apparently, all a vasectomy does is change the color of the baby.

A grandmother looked after 2000 sheep alone in the village. A journalist came to make a report about it and asked the grandmother: \- "Tell us how you manage to look after 2000 sheep by yourself?" Grandma: \- "Well, I've been doing that all my life, I'm used to it." Journalist: \- "And how much does one sheep weigh?" Grandma: \- "Black or white?" Journalist: \- "Well, let's say white." Grandma: \- "30 kg." Journalist: \- "And black?" Grandma: \- "Well, the same." Journalist: \- "Okay, and how much milk does one sheep give?" Grandma: \- "Black or white?" Journalist: \- "Well, let's say white." \- "so 2 liters." \- "And black?" \- "Well, the same." \- "Okay, and how much wool from one sheep?" \- "Black or white?" \- "Let's say black." \- "3 kg." \- "And white?" \- "Well, the same." The journalist grows mad, realizing the grandma is messing with her. Journalist: \- "Well, what's the difference between black and white then?" Grandma: \- "Well, the white ones are mine." Journalist: \- "And the black ones?" Grandma: \- "Well, the same."

2 Na

'Scurvy

Interviewer: "...and a weakness?"

They call me Nostrawdamus.

She's under a lot of pressure

Woman calls a record shop and gets a wrong number. Woman: Do you have "Two lips and six kisses?" Man: No, but I do have two balls and six inches. Woman: Is that a record? Man: No ma'am, that's average.

He doesn’t want the crypt tonight.

So late one night a priest was showering and noticed there was no soap left so he ran to get a couple bars of soap when he heard 3 nuns walking toward him so he froze holding the two bars of soap. The first nun says I never noticed this statue before and reached out and tugged his junk and he was so surprised he dropped a bar of soap. The 2nd nun said ohh it's a soap dispenser so the 2nd nun tugged his junk he dropped the other bar. The 3rd nun tugged once nothing happens so she tugs it again nothing, so she tries a few more times then says oh wow it dispenses liquid soap as well.