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avatar kingoffire1 4 year.agoHow do you make a blonde drown?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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1. When a black man died, everyone starts stealing and looting

Funny how that works

2. Black lives mattered in the 1800s too

If too many of them died, it would drive the market prices up

3. What's the difference between a girl and a fridge

A fridge doesn't moan when u put meat in it.

4. All this looting is great, it’s like Black Friday again!

5. 1.Knock knock

2.Who’s there 1.Rey 2.Rey who 1.Reycist scum bag

6. Why do some people have broad noses?

To breathe like bitches.

7. Apparently, Stephen Hawking is British.

I had no idea, his accent threw me off.

8. The only n-word you should ever call a black person is nice.

Niggers like to be called nice.

9. Given the times in America cops really are a

Pain in the neck

10. If hot air goes up, then why do farts go down?

Because Donald Trump needs more air to keep talking out of his ass.

11. how many police does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

none. they beat the bulb for being broke and arrest the room for being black (creds: justaboy/YT)

12. What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick

13. What do George Floyd and Colin Kaepernick have in common?

They both went out on a limb by taking a knee for Black lives

14. Ugly people be like "This mask requirement to enter businesses shit is great, are you sure it's safe to take 'em off?"

15. Wanna go dumpster diving?

I say we hit Ramsey County Medical Examiner first.

16. I finally understood why they're calling it "peaceful protesting"

Because they're breaking windows into pieces and each person gets their own piece of the loot

17. She said choke me daddy,

so i took her to Minneapolis.

18. What do you call a Mexican assassin?

A killer bean

19. What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza

The pizza can feed a family of four

20. Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For instance, "Ben is in a hurry."

"Ben is in a coma."

21. Hey girl are you a cop

because you take my breath away

22. I'm afraid we're seeing the dreaded second wave of coronavirus

I keep seeing videos of people shouting, "I can't breathe!"

23. George F Kaepernick!

I propose it’s too soon to take a knee

24. How many Minneapolis policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb.

None they will just beat it for being dark

25. What's the difference between a naked white girl and a naked black girl?

One's on the cover of Playboy while the other's on the cover of National Geographic

26. Trump shouldn't have any problems with finding recruits for the army

Because there are schools all over America.

27. Target

Why do they name a store target and get surprised when to gets hit

28. I'm starting to realize my country doesn't like people taking a knee

29. The perfect race

Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word

30. I called the suicide hotline in Iraq... they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

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