Rav4xle 4 year.agoAfter I was abducted by the aliens, I begged and pleaded with them not to butt-probe me.But it was no use. Diego and Jose shoved the cocaine up my ass and sent me back over the border.
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Freedom
When the sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up
Both are never going to smash...
the woman
On fire
They stopped after I opened fire though.
So that I could say I come into work everyday.
I don’t usually do that kind of thing, but luckily, I’d just found $5,000 in the parking lot...
A Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
Crime rate
a threesome
About the Walmart that got turned into a Target?
If the ***men*** are this bad at driving, I see why they don't let their women drive.
Their last names
They both tell children to open wide.
They’re both just fucking assholes
It only takes one to ruin an entire neighborhood...
The bullet actually comes out of the chamber
"Wait until he's born"
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
I don’t have to pay my mum 100$/hour to call me retarded
Because they can't get past their masters
trans kids actually kill themselves
The Americans saw a bat and made Batman. But those motherfucking Chinese made fucking soup.
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I told her we used names now.
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