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avatar 4 year.agoWhat are 3 species that carry their homes with them when they move around?

Snails, Hermit crabs, Homeless people

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1. What do you call a teen boy who doesn’t masterbate? A liar!

2. I realized I wasn’t sexist cause it’s wrong

Because being wrong is for women

3. What’s the difference between me and puke?

Puke comes out of a baby, I cum in

4. What is the last bottle a woman opens in a party?

The Fairy.

5. What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil

The pencil has a point

6. I went to a vegan BBQ

I thought the Vegan was overcooked

7. What does 2016 and 2020 have in common

A gorilla caused nationwide backlash

8. What's the only thing in a vegetable that doesn't spoil?

The wheelchair.

9. How do you say "handsome black guy" in Chinese?

Goo loo king nee guo

10. What do you call a guy with a cock up his nose

Fuck knows?

11. Corana virus jokes......

......they only land with old people

12. What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire

13. Why have elephants got big ears?

Because Noddy won’t pay the ransom.

14. Afghanistan.

Putting the infant into infantry.

15. So, members of the dwarfism community are offended by Jimmy Carr's joke are they?

Why don't they stop being so precious and just freakin' grow up.

16. I guess there is one distinct advantage to living in a redneck family.

Only one person has to be tested at the STD clinic.

17. What's the difference between Rainbow Six Siege and an El Paso Walmart?

R6S has defenders...

18. What do you call a Chinese Paedophile?

Poke em young!

19. Told my parents, I was going crazy

They said: "Don't worry, it's all in your mind."

20. I sent a box of straws to Ethiopia last week.

I received a letter back saying thanks for the sleeping bags.

21. The only 'B' word you should call a woman is 'Beautiful'..

Because bitches like it when u call them beautiful.

22. How does a blond like her eggs?

Unfertilised.

23. Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."

Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

24. A little boy walks up to his rabbi and says “I need to borrow five dollars.” The rabbi replies, “four dollars, what do you need to borrow three dollars for?

25. you can’t be racist...

You can’t be racist if you hate everyone equally!

26. What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

Halfway.

27. -Your kisses always taste different to me

- Oh no, my gum is bleeding again

28. Two Jews walking down the street …

as they turn the corner a hundred feet in front of them they see some skinheads standing outside the liquor store. The skinheads spot them and start running towards them. The two Jews panic and one says “Abe, Abe, Before we get mugged here’s that 20 bucks I owe ya”’

29. Why are transgender ftm people like Pinocchio?

They both want to be real boys.

30. 2020...

Give a man a fish, you’ve assumed a gender and offended a vegan.

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