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But this one George Floyd Joke was so funny it literally took my breath away
They kept the cotton business booming in the 1800s
And they really REALLY don't like being called "People McNuggets."
Tried to fly a plane into a building, as all muslims do, but missed and hit a parked car because she's an asian woman driver. Thank you.
Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"
They are both fags I would smoke
It's window-lickin' good.
I said, "What's up, won't it start?"
None, they just shoot the room for being black
I didnt know it could say no
so they dont get shot
Because the last black guy with a dream got shot
A Dy Son
300 Jews and an Easy Bake Oven.
When the dog starts walking wierd.
Because their knee grows
The gallon of milk wasn't justifiably suffocated.
The only STD most Star Trek fans will ever experience.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in China it started off as the flu.
Gone with the Wind
There was this pet shop in Mexico that was pretty popular in its area. The owner sold lizards, fish, hamsters; all sorts of animals. The only thing that he couldn’t sell was this old parrot that he had acquired from across the border named Polly. Every time someone showed interest in Polly she would squawk loudly and flap her wings aggressively; which tended to scare people off. This happened over and over again. Polly seemed to have a problem with every man and woman in Mexico. The shop owner had no idea what to make of it. Until one day a very lovely soft-spoken Hispanic woman came into the shop. She saw Polly and immediately fell in love. The owner of the shop, thinking this could be the day, asked her if she’d like to hold Polly. The soft-spoken woman eagerly accepted his offer. The shop owner opened Polly’s cage and brought her over to the woman. Right on cue, Polly began squawking and flapping her wings; she even managed to bite the Mexican woman. The woman, of course, ran out the shop frightened and bleeding. The shop owner, who had hoped that he might finally sell the Parrot, was furious. He began yelling at the bird, “That woman was so lovely and so kind! What problem did have with her?” In response Polly began to hop and bob her head while repeating, “Polly wants a Cracker! Polly wants a Cracker!”
Bc he likes to leave Asians hanging
We only want the white ones but most of them are yellow and the black ones must be removed
is it a speech impediment or an accent?
Kneel on a black man for 9 minutes...
Outlaws are wanted.
They call it “Barely a sentence”
you can imagine him at the stairway to heaven going "Shit!"
The flat ones get skipped
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