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Because Rock beats scissors.
Nothing. He was gladiator.
Orzo I’ve been told…
Just a Gangsters pair o' dice
Drop it in a glass of water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boyant.
No whey Jose
.... shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler."
You go on a head, ill hang around right here
Rose, again.
It's my false-etto voice.
A Moo-rine Biologist.
He hits a gnome run
Carlos!
Their chateau.
Yeah, they wanted a system of Czechs and Balances.
They'll always live well.
They put an apron
Fingers crossed!! Whoops, I mean crucified!
I gave her a hug
It's because people always throw hissyfits
None of the circuits run to ground.
Copy that.
Funeral director, "Sir, it would cost about £25,000 if we send her home back to the UK or £500 if we bury her here in Jerusalem." Me:"Ship her home." Funeral director: "But sir, why don't you bury her here in the Holy Land and you can save money." Me: "A long time ago a man was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, I can't take that chance."
After she explained it to me it made cents
one in 3 million can be a human
The princess ordered a mountain do.
A desserter
... because absence makes the heart go Fonda
You so early
Because he would have ryzen
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