Buddy2269 4 year.agoJust started work in a record shop.A black lad walks in and says "Got anything by The Doors"? I said "yes 2 cameras and an alarm now fuck off".
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...they treat food recipes like sex, they keep it in the family.
Ooga Boogaloo
A bath bomb
So I just burned her for good
Your dads dick tastes funny
Her miscarriage
'You know what? You are a better fuck than our moter' She says: 'Yes, I know, dad told me that.'
We have to give props to kobe, I mean he was the only black father to take their kids with him
Your computer doesn't freak out when you accidentally cum on it.
Because at night the sky is dark
Cracker with cheese
At least we know why he kept making all those child prodigy videos now
Me and my sister were talking to my baby sister and I jokingly said”do you understand me” after talking. So my sister (not baby sister) says,“I don’t think she speaks weirdo”. So I said,”then why are you talking to her”. And she was so shocked and grumpy she didn’t talk to me for a while.
A woman with no rights
They vote
Cause they’ve got a lot on their chest
At least 600,000 babies per year would disagree.
Ginger Ale
Her mom follows her into the basement and doesn’t see the body. “April fools!” The little girl exclaims, “he did it in the garage!”
For example, when you shove them down the stairs.
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It was then that dave found out that his wife who had Alzheimer's had progressed so badly that she forgot her husband
"Me-Don't Worry, It'll End Soon." "Me-Ok, Ok, That's The Last One fr." Next Week- Everyone, Crying, In The Graveyard.
Go stand in front of a mirror
An adoption agency
On an unrelated note, Charlie Daniels wasn’t that good at the violin.
An earthquake.
A couple named Lola and Arnie go to fertility clinic for help conceiving. doctor takes Lola's height and weight and says you're 6 ft 1, 295 lb. You're big enough to play with Green Bay's Packers. Lola says I'd never do that! I don't play with anybody's packer but Arnie's!
baby shoes, never worn
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