strayagirl2000 4 year.agoWhat is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?The hooked can wash her crack and sell it again
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Why don't they stop being so precious and just freakin' grow up.
Only one person has to be tested at the STD clinic.
R6S has defenders...
Poke em young!
They said: "Don't worry, it's all in your mind."
I received a letter back saying thanks for the sleeping bags.
Because bitches like it when u call them beautiful.
Unfertilised.
Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
You can’t be racist if you hate everyone equally!
Halfway.
- Oh no, my gum is bleeding again
as they turn the corner a hundred feet in front of them they see some skinheads standing outside the liquor store. The skinheads spot them and start running towards them. The two Jews panic and one says “Abe, Abe, Before we get mugged here’s that 20 bucks I owe ya”’
They both want to be real boys.
Give a man a fish, you’ve assumed a gender and offended a vegan.
Reload
Then I looked around my plane seat, and why is flight attendant nervous and everyone on the plane telling goodbye to their loved ones?
My slave is black
Snails, Hermit crabs, Homeless people
You can't milk a cow for 150 years
With a blender
Target is destroyed.
is good for brownie points.
In that no one would believe you if you said you had one.
Me neither
“I don’t know.” You sick fuck.
Unless if you need to film that rape scene
Cows usually live 20 years
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