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Never mind, you probably won’t get it
Because women are objects
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe
I installed the French version.
And one left
r/thefairersex
Steven Hawkins in a house fire
A cure for stut stut stut stu stu st st st.... screw it, the cold!
A wet fart
CRAYONS!!!!!
Slavery.
They met on snapchat.
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You can't have your cake or eat it.
LGBBQ
Women’s rights.
Dark humor
she would have $0.77
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
"Yeah" she laughed, "but what can you do?" I said, "You could have tried landing on your feet rather than your face."
A pitbull coming from a playground.
He can’t smell 12 year old girls hair anymore
Everyone treats the black part preferentially but its the white part that they enjoy the most
I don’t fuck the pizza before I eat it
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Just as free as the blacks are.
He took a shit and thought he was falling apart.
Pumpkin.
My dog doesn't get mad at me when I pull him out of the trunk.
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