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They actually became a firework.

Upon her arrival she immediately met with God. "Teresa, my child", God started. "You have done countless wonderful things for the world in your lifetime. Please accept this halo." With that, a golden halo appeared above Mother Teresa's head. Some time later, Mother Teresa saw Princess Diana, with a bigger halo over her head. Upset, she asked to meet with God, who agreed. "God, I saw Princess Diana today," said Mother Teresa. "I noticed that her halo was bigger than mine. I know that envy is a sin and I don't mean to question you, but why?" God said "You don't understand. That's not a halo. That's the steering wheel."

Inspector johnson

She cooks

Because your dick keeps getting in the way.

Dawson: Both. I rolled in the hay with my meemaw. Fortunately she was still young enough to give birth to you.

I need something really fucking mean for my family. I don’t care what it is but I need suggestions

..... I call them niggers. After all, they are actually black, unlike Africans who are technically brown. Gnat lives don’t matter. I’m prejudiced against mosquitoes.

If you were forced to have it when you were young, chances are that you probably won’t like it when your older.

the death of a gorilla causing nationwide backlash

But you've probably heard it, like, 6 million times already

The blind kid didn’t know what hit him

...about an hour after giving birth, a doctor enters her room and says "you've given birth to a baby boy, but I'm afraid I have some good news and i have some bad news" Fearing the worst has happened, the woman frantically replies "oh god, just give me the bad news first doctor, straight up!" The doctor says "well...its your babies hair...it's ginger!" The woman breathes a sigh of relief and says "is that all?...so what's the good news?" And the doctor says "he's dead!"

You Can't Milk a Cow For over 150 Years

Poor fellow died in new

The day when slavery by British ended in America.

I had to eat both of them as a child.

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Some random guy came up to me today and said that I’m the last signature needed to sign off woman’s rights. On another note I practiced my signature today.

D works best, but whatever you do, don't use A Minor.

He was the ball

That just goes to show...it takes balls to rape somebody

Being elected President of the United States.

Unfortunately Pocohantas AR was already taken

Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box. He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you." "No problem." I smiled. He looked at me again and said, "It's empty." I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."

Just like the father, it just randomly disappeared.