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As they're all laying out, Eve decides to run into the water. God sighs in disgust, saying, "Now I'm never going to get that smell out of the fish."

U235(92)+n -> Ba142(56) + KR91(36) +3n +3.2^+11J You may not get that equation but the japs sure did in 1945....

just one. she stands there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Bath bomb

Neither, it would be animal abuse.

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

The white kid asks the other two, wanna play a game? The other two kids agree and the white kid leads them into the bathroom. He says "ok this is called the penis game, whoever has the biggest wins!" So he takes his dick out, and the Italian kid says "that's nothin!" And whips his out. His is bigger then the white kids. But then, the black kid whips out his hammer cock. His dick towers over the other kids dicks. After school the black kid goes home and eats dinner with his parents. His mom asks him how school went. He tells her he played the penis game with his friends. He said mom I had the biggest dick out of all the kids! Is that because I'm black? The mom says, no sweetie, it's because you're twenty-three years old.

A German man pulls up to a Polish border checkpoint. He gives his first and last name, his place of birth to the man at the border checkpoint. "Occupation?", he is asked. "No, just visiting"

it's the guys fault he shouldn't of been driving in the kitchen.

What's the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her vagina? Only 1/5th of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

ME : Dad, what are you doing? DAD : It's called jerking off, son. You'll be doing it soon, son. ME : Why? DAD : Because my arm is tired.

A crew member yells out "Men and woman on the life boats first." The teacher, all distraught, says "What about the children?" The lawyer replies "Fuck the kids." The priest says "Do you think we have time?"

If you are a donkey and I am a rooster and I break my two feet off in you what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass, 😂🤣

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather; kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q. What’s the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job still sucks.

Because it has a mushroom head, a hotdog, two eggs and cream, which provides all the nutrients necessary to make a woman healthy.

The drinks waiter comes over and gives me a drink, Then the food waiter comes over and gives me food, Then the head waiter comes over…..😫

Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.

It only takes one nail to hang a picture.

When she takes her tampon out all the cotton has been picked.

I misread the rule and mistook the "R" for a "P."

After some great sex, she lies there stroking his cock. He asks, “Do you want more sex?” “No,” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.”

if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand

A beaver dam.

They both shake when you hold them down. (Hopefully not too offensive for this sub😅)

- I want 100 mil $ - I want an IQ of 160 - I want a minor heart attack

Ladder says "I raise", hearing that phone says "I call", hearing that chair says "I fold" and lastly hearing all that dildo says "I'm all in". Edit 1:- I'm confused with all the mixed thoughts about this joke here, some people found it inappropriate to post it here while some did not. I didn't mean to post it for kids, its for you all to laugh it off. I mean it is silly and funny.