Happy__Emo 4 year.agoWhat do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?Fat. You get fat. ​ You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day? ​
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Some random guy came up to me today and said that I’m the last signature needed to sign off woman’s rights. On another note I practiced my signature today.
D works best, but whatever you do, don't use A Minor.
He was the ball
That just goes to show...it takes balls to rape somebody
Being elected President of the United States.
Unfortunately Pocohantas AR was already taken
Not wanting to disturb him, I crept over and put a Starbucks coffee cup on top of his box. He immediately woke up and said, "Thank you." "No problem." I smiled. He looked at me again and said, "It's empty." I said, "I know, it's meant to be a chimney."
Just like the father, it just randomly disappeared.
...and he told Miss Polly her dolly has terminal cancer
When you pull them out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Gluc gluc gluc gluc
if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed
You would too if your name was “EEEEUUUURGHHHHHH”
Jackson jacks off
Michael Jackson
I told him there was no need for senseless violence.
Apparently more than 3, it's still pretty dark down there
[ THEY DONT EXIST ]
A midget spinner.
Because being wrong is for women
Puke comes out of a baby, I cum in
The Fairy.
The pencil has a point
I thought the Vegan was overcooked
A gorilla caused nationwide backlash
The wheelchair.
Goo loo king nee guo
Fuck knows?
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