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1. Wanna go dumpster diving?

I say we hit Ramsey County Medical Examiner first.

2. I finally understood why they're calling it "peaceful protesting"

Because they're breaking windows into pieces and each person gets their own piece of the loot

3. She said choke me daddy,

so i took her to Minneapolis.

4. What do you call a Mexican assassin?

A killer bean

5. What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza

The pizza can feed a family of four

6. Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For instance, "Ben is in a hurry."

"Ben is in a coma."

7. Hey girl are you a cop

because you take my breath away

8. I'm afraid we're seeing the dreaded second wave of coronavirus

I keep seeing videos of people shouting, "I can't breathe!"

9. George F Kaepernick!

I propose it’s too soon to take a knee

10. How many Minneapolis policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb.

None they will just beat it for being dark

11. What's the difference between a naked white girl and a naked black girl?

One's on the cover of Playboy while the other's on the cover of National Geographic

12. Trump shouldn't have any problems with finding recruits for the army

Because there are schools all over America.

13. Target

Why do they name a store target and get surprised when to gets hit

14. I'm starting to realize my country doesn't like people taking a knee

15. The perfect race

Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word

16. I called the suicide hotline in Iraq... they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck

17. A man from Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitizer

He won’t be needing it anymore

18. Fat Tyrone

y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos

19. What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

20. What are your best holocaust jokes?

21. your telling me George Floyd couldn’t breathe ?

Have you seen the size of his nose ?

22. Damn girl, are you a cop?

Cause you just took my breath away

23. I'm not saying it's rough where I live but

The stores are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.

24. One night when I was a little boy I stayed up late to catch Santa Claus.

Imagine my surprise when he actually came down the chimney! I had a bunch of questions for him though..."Can I see your reindeer, why are you black, and where are you going with all our presents?"

25. Minneapolis is lucky that the protesters are mostly black people

Because White people always love to go into crowded places with guns and murder as many random people as possible whenever they feel they've been wronged by society

26. When my beloved cat died, I wanted to bury him in my garden with a little shrine of remembrance, to celebrate the years of happiness and companionship he gave me so selflessly.

But it was pissing down, so I just flung him in the bin.

27. I'm going to convert and become a Muslim.

When I die I want to go out with a bang.

28. Nothing says to hell with racism more than making off with a 65 inch 4k OLED HDR TV with smart functions and 8 hdmi ports.

Gotta show solidarity the blacks.

29. I just got fired from my job at suicide hotline

Apparently encouragement isn't ALWAYS the way.

30. God answer prayers of a little paralyzed boy

'No', says God

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