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1. a boy asks his mother what dark humor is and his mother asks: are you seeing that cripple?

then the son replies: mom I'm blind and mom says: exactly

2. I hate double standards!

Burn a body at the crematorium, you're being a, "respectful friend." However, do it at home and you're, "destroying evidence."

3. Did you know that women are funny too ?

Take a look at their women’s rights,these are fucking jokes

4. Heroin addicts are so stingy

Every time I ask for some they only give me a spoonful

5. Dark Humor is like food

Never mind, you probably won’t get it

6. The amount of corona virus patients should be in half

Because women are objects

7. What does a tree and a dog have in common

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe

8. I've found out how to make Windows run faster.

I installed the French version.

9. Women have one right

And one left

10. What's the best comedy subreddit?

r/thefairersex

11. What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawkins in a house fire

12. What do we want?

A cure for stut stut stut stu stu st st st.... screw it, the cold!

13. Who you gonna call

14. What do you call a gay abortion?

A wet fart

15. What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

CRAYONS!!!!!

16. What starts with S, ends with Y, and is something black people hate.

Slavery.

17. My neighbour and her new boyfriend both have osteoporosis.

They met on snapchat.

18. You're a cunt

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19. Old Ethiopian proverb:

You can't have your cake or eat it.

20. What do you call when a gay person gets 3rd degree burns?

LGBBQ

21. Wanna hear a funny joke?

Women’s rights.

22. What do you call black comedy?

Dark humor

23. If my girlfriend had a dollar for every time I made a sexist joke...

she would have $0.77

24. What's black and screams really loud?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

25. "I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven, didn't it?" I asked the girl at the bar.

"Yeah" she laughed, "but what can you do?" I said, "You could have tried landing on your feet rather than your face."

26. What animal has five legs?

A pitbull coming from a playground.

27. Joe Biden must be getting hit the hardest by COVID-19

He can’t smell 12 year old girls hair anymore

28. Society is like eating an oreo

Everyone treats the black part preferentially but its the white part that they enjoy the most

29. What’s the difference between a baby and a pizza?

I don’t fuck the pizza before I eat it

30. What's the similarity between criticizing Xi Jinping on Reddit and in China.

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