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1. Why are the palms of black people white?

There's a little good in everyone

2. Anne Frank must be so pissed

She got her diary published - which is the nightmare any girl. And, she didn't earn a single cent of it - which is the nightmare of any Jew.

3. Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”.

“I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

4. Why are black people unable to get a PhD?

Because they can't get past their masters

5. I like my COVID like how I like my women.

19 and easily spread.

6. Dad called me a cunt because I always buy him socks for Xmas...

I said, "You bastard, it's the thought that counts." I could tell by the look in his eyes he would have kicked my head in if he had legs.

7. If I had a dollar for every gender....

I’d have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.

8. What does the F in North Korea stand for?

Freedom

9. How do you know when your wife is dead?

When the sex is the same but the dishes keep piling up

10. What is the connection between Waluigi and a Simp?

Both are never going to smash...

11. What is the useless part around the vagina called?

the woman

12. Kobe left this world just like he played the game

On fire

13. For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized

14. I drew something in school that made people freak out.

They stopped after I opened fire though.

15. I named my daughter, 'Work,'

So that I could say I come into work everyday.

16. I came out of the supermarket this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out. She’d lost all her savings. I felt so sorry for her I gave her $50...

I don’t usually do that kind of thing, but luckily, I’d just found $5,000 in the parking lot...

17. What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

A Fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out

18. Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

19. What’s black on the top and white on the bottom?

Crime rate

20. What do you call 5 black people having sex

a threesome

21. Did you hear what happened in El Paso, Texas?

About the Walmart that got turned into a Target?

22. All these Muslims hitting people with cars...

If the ***men*** are this bad at driving, I see why they don't let their women drive.

23. A black woman has 6 kids all named Jamal how does she tell them apart?

Their last names

24. What do priests and dentists have in common?

They both tell children to open wide.

25. What do mean people and gay people have in common?

They’re both just fucking assholes

26. What does a black kid and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin an entire neighborhood...

27. Whats the difference between a bullet and a jew?

The bullet actually comes out of the chamber

28. I tickled my little brother's foot yesterday and my mom went crazy and said

"Wait until he's born"

29. What's the difference between Paul Walker and a Computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

30. You know the razor blade works when there are no reviews on Amazon.

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