ReasonableGator 1 mon.agoYou were adoptedMom calls her 8 year old son into the family room where she is waiting with her husband. She says to her son, "Johnny, you were adopted." Johnny launches into a screaming tantrum and demands to meet his biological parents. Mom says, "we are your biological parents son, now go pack, you were adopted."
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It didn't cure him, but it sure as hell taught him what his ass was for!
I'll tell you later
The dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.
Slick her hair back she looks like a 4 year old boy.
I should try not to laugh so hard.
When they see an x and a y they get triggered.
To beat the crowd.
They don’t want to get caught steeling from your car
Didn’t John F Kennedy promise to serve a full term?
It was my aunt’s babyshower
V-Guard
But it was no use. Diego and Jose shoved the cocaine up my ass and sent me back over the border.
They are similar to the new macOS, a big sur
Because it's everyday bro
does anybody know why this Muslim guy keep on saying crazy w o r dddd ssssss
Pull the pin and throw it back
When she burps, you hear babies cry
Chinkies!
Pig roast
"choking noises"
How can you tell that your acne is really getting out of hand? The blind starts reading your face.
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
“Ow, my spine!”
They’ll just hold you down, Look what happened to Kobe
One says to the other, let’s go in and get shitfaced.
She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
He was born black Died blacker
Especially when you realise there isn't a cyclist on it.
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