ClayshRoyayshKJ 1 mon.agoSo this guy is working in the produce department at the grocery storeA lady walks up and she says “excuse me.” He says “yes”. She asks “where’s the broccoli? I can’t find the broccoli.” He says “oh, I’m really sorry ma’am, we ran out of broccoli. We will have some tomorrow morning.” He goes back to work and is stacking the oranges and hears behind him “Mr., Mr.” He turns around and it’s the same lady. “Where’s the broccoli at. You got any broccoli?” He says, “No ma’am, we’re fresh out of broccoli. We’ll have some tomorrow morning.” He goes back to work, and a couple minutes later this woman walks right up in his face and says “How come I can’t find any broccoli?” He says “lady, do me a favor, will you?” She says “what?” He says “indulge me. How do you spell cat, like in catastrophic?” She says “C.A.T.” “How do you spell dog, like in dogmatic?” “D.O.G.” “How do you spell fuck, like in broccoli?” She says “there is no fuck in broccoli.” He says “that’s what I’m trying to tell you lady!”
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Well a rooster clucks defiance….
Their nose is like a built in dildo
Two Jews found a penny at the same time.
they’re missing 2 towers and a queen
Juan Million
Jewish women wouldn’t touch anything that isn’t 10% off
Once you’ve met Juan you’ve met Jamal.
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
An interracial car crash.
I said “that’s a pretty big word for a 4 year old”
Well because the last one that had a dream got shot
Eg. Gays can make homophobic jokes but i can’t. So 2 pedophiles walk into a bar
It’s called “Connect the Dots.”
That’s probably why a priest invented baptism
He wiped his ass!
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It hasn’t come out yet.
>!The Ant because it can climb up a woman/man no matter their size.!<
.....because he got the gas bill
Because all the DNA matches and there’s never any dental records.
... None. It's a hardware problem.
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....... Someone will be losing a trailer!
My friend chuckled and promptly downvoted.
Because Dawn is tough on grease.
Get a Gay man to have sex with a women ? Shit in her cunt .
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