Slapping_kangaroo 29 day.agoA man walks into a public restroom and steps up to a urinal when a woman suddenly walks in.She grins and says, "Wanna have a competition to see who can pee the highest?" The man smirks. "Alright, but ladies first." The woman steps up, pulls down her pants, leans back with her hands on her hips, and lets loose—her stream reaching chest height on the urinal. The man nods, clearly impressed. "Not bad, but I reckon I can beat that." He unzips, gets ready to aim, when— The woman smirks and says "Nah ah. No hands."
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transphobia
It's the only movement without movement.
They both can't keep their shit together
There’s a little bit of good in everyone.
He's gonna come out of prison a virgin
I replied 6ft
Outrage over the unjust killing of a gorilla
I don't want to touch black people
They all get stoned.
Dat Phat Ho
Her aborted baby
Nobody knows. Epstein took that secret to his grave.
Martin Looter King
Batman can go out without robin.
8 minutes and 46 seconds
It’s the last noise they hear before we run em over!
Then one day he just snapped.
But this one George Floyd Joke was so funny it literally took my breath away
They kept the cotton business booming in the 1800s
And they really REALLY don't like being called "People McNuggets."
Tried to fly a plane into a building, as all muslims do, but missed and hit a parked car because she's an asian woman driver. Thank you.
Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"
They are both fags I would smoke
It's window-lickin' good.
I said, "What's up, won't it start?"
None, they just shoot the room for being black
I didnt know it could say no
so they dont get shot
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