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Then i'm really an innocent child
Because I don't understand when they say **no** or **stop**.
That's preposterous, I mean, who the hell needs a fleshlight when you have a newborn daughter?
please let me go
Not the best way to find out what she does for a living...
But only one of my daughters does anal, so it's really no contest.
I'm really going to miss Tumblr.
Lily goes up to her dad and says, “dad, why did you name me Lily?” The dad responds, “because a lily fell on your head when you were born.” Rose goes up to her dad and says, “dad, why did you name me Rose? The dad responds, “because a rose fell on your head when you were born.” Piano goes up to her dad and says, “HADUHDABADAHU”
There used to be two of them and now it's a really sensitive subject.
A rice cooker
Like the back of my hand.
I had no idea how to approach it so I looked online and found a video that explains it all. At the end of the video I told him "It's basically just like that, only the white stuff on her face should have gone up her fanny, and normally there isn't a horse involved".
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
So I bought a uniform and started shooting black people.
Will it run faster or stop working?
A hockey player will shower after 3 periods
My favourite sex position is the JFK. She screams and tries to get out of the car while I splatter all over her.
Then they stopped coming because there were no more problems.
The instructors don’t get in the showers with the Jews
...old fashioned and slightly deaf grandfather. "She's Annika," I said. "Yes, I can see that," he replied. ______________ Credits: r/sickipedia
Last night I accidentally fucked my wife.
They kill your dog.
Your tie.
Having to go in and ask for a coat hanger
...white, skinny, and kept in line with a credit card.
Well, you know what happened the last time they had a Fat Man in Japan...
Guilty
I pull out of my driveway.
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