ElieAJ21 17 day.agoI was tickling my little brother's feet, then my mom shouted "Stop! Stop! Wait until he's born!"Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.
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Because two Wongs don’t make a white
Eventually they will both get laid by a Mexican.
Put it into airplane mode
Racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died
Because they shoot the ones who go to school
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where." Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!" Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch." Girl: "But father he had AIDS!" Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
She was also on the dashboard, and the steering wheel, and the gear shift, and the windshield....
Because in 10 million years they'll be niggers. -------------- Edit: [Source](http://www.sickipedia.net/j/Racism/Black/60064)
‘’Drop it nigga’’
It may not be exactly what you wanted but that doesn't stop your Dad from giving it to you anyway.
I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car
Obviously a woman because it won't let you finish your sentence without offering suggestions.
Really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Ash.
The perfect rape victim!
You might get shot by the police.
...we go with Human Lives Matter? That way, it excludes the niggers.
The gorilla has a dad
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
You can’t take pills on an empty stomach
It's not, jokes have meaning.
The drone
Listen for maracas
A Jew with a coupon.
It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife.
Let God Burn Them Quickly
Santa Claus goes down your chimney
They would eat the bat
Garbage gets picked up
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, *your* generation relies too much on technology!" I then proceeded to unplug his life support.
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