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They both want to be real boys.
Give a man a fish, you’ve assumed a gender and offended a vegan.
Reload
Then I looked around my plane seat, and why is flight attendant nervous and everyone on the plane telling goodbye to their loved ones?
My slave is black
Snails, Hermit crabs, Homeless people
You can't milk a cow for 150 years
With a blender
Target is destroyed.
is good for brownie points.
In that no one would believe you if you said you had one.
Me neither
“I don’t know.” You sick fuck.
Unless if you need to film that rape scene
Cows usually live 20 years
It didn't cure him, but it sure as hell taught him what his ass was for!
I'll tell you later
The dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.
Slick her hair back she looks like a 4 year old boy.
I should try not to laugh so hard.
When they see an x and a y they get triggered.
To beat the crowd.
They don’t want to get caught steeling from your car
Didn’t John F Kennedy promise to serve a full term?
It was my aunt’s babyshower
V-Guard
But it was no use. Diego and Jose shoved the cocaine up my ass and sent me back over the border.
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