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Because it has a mushroom head, a hotdog, two eggs and cream, which provides all the nutrients necessary to make a woman healthy.
The drinks waiter comes over and gives me a drink, Then the food waiter comes over and gives me food, Then the head waiter comes over…..😫
Q. What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak.
It only takes one nail to hang a picture.
When she takes her tampon out all the cotton has been picked.
I misread the rule and mistook the "R" for a "P."
After some great sex, she lies there stroking his cock. He asks, “Do you want more sex?” “No,” she replies, “I’m just admiring your cock... I really miss mine.”
if you don’t have a good partner, you better have a good hand
A beaver dam.
They both shake when you hold them down. (Hopefully not too offensive for this sub😅)
- I want 100 mil $ - I want an IQ of 160 - I want a minor heart attack
Ladder says "I raise", hearing that phone says "I call", hearing that chair says "I fold" and lastly hearing all that dildo says "I'm all in". Edit 1:- I'm confused with all the mixed thoughts about this joke here, some people found it inappropriate to post it here while some did not. I didn't mean to post it for kids, its for you all to laugh it off. I mean it is silly and funny.
Your fingers. You can always count on them.
Then does having sex for free make you a non-profit whoreganisation?
She answered, “As far as I know, it just sits there.”
He said "France is"
If you can't do the time, don't do the chime.
When it’s “bring your kid to work day”
Pilgrims
He left Big Shoes to fill.
He said, "Well, I wouldn't count on it".
a scrubmarine!
It's a faux pa!
And the doctor says “now now, you’re just going to have to be a little patient”
A Dodge
I said “that explains why I have a crush on ewe.”
Broco-Lee
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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