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avatar WildFire255 12 day.agoWhy is Dough so clingy?

Because it’s Kneady, but honestly it just loafs you so much.

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1. Someone asked my girlfriend how deep is she?

I replied 6ft

2. What has 2016 and 2020 got in common ?

Outrage over the unjust killing of a gorilla

3. What is the difference between little children and black people?

I don't want to touch black people

4. What do gay hippies in Western countries and Middle East have in common?

They all get stoned.

5. What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Dat Phat Ho

6. What’s about six inches, pink, and my girlfriend cries when I put it in her mouth

Her aborted baby

7. How much is the real Vatican's GPD?

Nobody knows. Epstein took that secret to his grave.

8. What would MLK be called if he was alive today?

Martin Looter King

9. What's the difference between Batman and black people?

Batman can go out without robin.

10. What's the highest amount of time a black man hold his breath?

8 minutes and 46 seconds

11. Why’d do black people call why white people Honky?

It’s the last noise they hear before we run em over!

12. At school I used to bully the kid who had brittle bone disease.

Then one day he just snapped.

13. I Don’t normally laugh at jokes about dead people

But this one George Floyd Joke was so funny it literally took my breath away

14. Black lives have always mattered

They kept the cotton business booming in the 1800s

15. Midgets don't like being called Midgets.

And they really REALLY don't like being called "People McNuggets."

16. A woman who is half Asian and half muslim...

Tried to fly a plane into a building, as all muslims do, but missed and hit a parked car because she's an asian woman driver. Thank you.

17. A fire broke out at a Weight Watchers meeting today.

Members could be heard screaming, "Walk for your lives!"

18. What do cigarettes and Jeffree Star have in common?

They are both fags I would smoke

19. KFC is now really scraping the bottom of the barrel and has started a new campaign to target Downs customers.

It's window-lickin' good.

20. I just saw an Indian guy shaking a piece of carpet outside his door.

I said, "What's up, won't it start?"

21. How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black

22. I put the dishes in the dishwasher

I didnt know it could say no

23. Why are planes painted white?

so they dont get shot

24. Why are black people scared to sleep ?

Because the last black guy with a dream got shot

25. What type of vacuum do they use at an abortion clinic?

A Dy Son

26. What should you get Hitler for his birthday?

300 Jews and an Easy Bake Oven.

27. How do you know if your kid lost their virginity?

When the dog starts walking wierd.

28. Why are some blacks so tall

Because their knee grows

29. What's the difference between George Floyd and the gallon of milk in my fridge?

The gallon of milk wasn't justifiably suffocated.

30. Nothing happened on this day in 1989

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