Micro_Pinny_360 11 day.agoA frat boy, a pirate, and a cow walk into a bar.The frat boy and the pirate see the cow and begin to question each other on what to do with it. This devolves into an argument, where they ask who each other works for. The cow then lets out a long moo. Both fall silent before exclaiming, "How did it know?!"
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Too soon?
Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?
For reference this is a joke from a friend, but what would you call a baby being thrown or yeeted. My friend said it’s still fetus deletus???
Duterte only talks about raping women.
It doesn't have a home page.
FANNUM IS A FATASS
It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming!
She rejects you.
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An LGBBQ.
Christopher Walken
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Tom Cruise can’t take a joke
You know she's going to swallow
Wipe your dick clean on the curtains.
The Drake Equation
Because they got a history of separating the colors
The jew. It's always business before pleasure
by saying yes
He joined the Que Que Que
Nothing, you already told that bitch twice.
A rake.
The tire doesn't sing when you put chains around it
They went through 100 stories in mere seconds
Bill Cosby gave them a drink first
America: Now do Palestine! Biden: OK. Ukraine now has permission to strike Palestine, too!
The Bartender says “That’s pretty cool, where’d ya get that?” The parrot then says “in the jungle, there’s millions of em!”
He told me I was a paranoid racist, well he never actually said that. But I know what the Black Cunt was thinking...
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