houseofmyartwork 11 day.agoSo a doctor and a lawyer are having lunch at a local diner.A woman interrupts their conversation to ask the doctor some sort of medical advice. The doctor tells her what he can then sends her on her way, then turns back to the lawyer. “Man, I get so tired of people bugging me for medical advice,” the doctor says. “I never see people do the same with you for legal advice, how do you keep them away?” The lawyer says, “Every time someone asks me for any advice, I just send them a bill. Keeps people away like a charm.” “That’s super smart!” the doctor says. “I’m gonna do that!” The next day, the doctor makes up his bills for all the people who asked him for medical advice, and he takes them out to his mailbox. He opens it up, and he finds a bill from the lawyer.
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A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
You can’t take pills on an empty stomach
It's not, jokes have meaning.
The drone
Listen for maracas
A Jew with a coupon.
It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife.
Let God Burn Them Quickly
Santa Claus goes down your chimney
They would eat the bat
Garbage gets picked up
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, *your* generation relies too much on technology!" I then proceeded to unplug his life support.
Ranji is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia. He only has 1 leg, 1 arm, and 1 eye. Each day, Ranji has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes, and only the opposite pedal. If you send just $2, I’ll send you the video, it’s fucking hilarious.
Dialogue: Thor Lorgen
Then it would cut itself
when they get pulled over by a police officer. The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver "Sorry to pull you over father, but we're looking for a couple of child molesters" The two priests look at each other for a few moments and have a few quiet words to each other. The driver turns back to the cop and says; «Alright officer, we'll do it»
To get to the other side.
He said, "Nice shirt faggot." I replied, "Thanks, it's 100% cotton. Tell your grandparents I said thanks."
Which of course made me extremely upset when my birthday came around, because I had nothing to wish for.
So I put my money back in my pocket, just in case he's right.
A PDF file
is he charged with assault, or child abuse?
Your mother's cunt gets some new content every once in a while. Seriously, the amount of reposts going on in the past few months, both comments and posts, is sickening.
She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Kid stops crying when the gun goes off in it's mouth
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture
The line at KFC.
At least he took 300 infidels with him too.
So every once in a while, when no one"s looking...you just have to stick it in a handicap one.
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