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Doctors have given her only two decades to live.
One is a president with a mild..... major retardation, and the other is dying from liver failure. Horrible joke? I know.....
It doesn't last long for fat people. Old but gold.
So blind people can hate em too
Because Japan hunts whales. Credit where credit is due I found this in the comment section of Dr Shaym’s video 50 Female Privileges. It was written by Sean Strozewski.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
You don't get scared by Foxy when he comes out of the closet.
But it is definitely not a given.
dying alone.
200 years ago, guillotines did the trick.
Santa goes *down* the chimney.
She was later for her flying lesson with John Denver
The real killer is his PPE didn’t fit.
I'm not scared of faggots in the least bit, I just really hate them.
It was a heartwarming experience for the both of us.
Neither of them have killed you yet
Isn’t it ironic that Eid al-Fitr sounds like Adolf Hitler?
You could never here his accent
Because they're actually heard.
Parallel Parkinsons.
I wanted to shake his hand but it was already shaking.
A nagger you racist fuck
so I could say "I hit juul all the time".
You put floss over their eyes.
Throw in some laundry and detergent
Man, it's hard blowing that thing and keeping someone pinned down at the same time.
do they come out of the cabinet?
Throw a flash bang
I'm not a fan of these distorted standards for men, how's a regular guy meant to compete with Stephen Hawking?
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