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The only sound was the silence after each punchline.
One is Peter Parker, and the other is a pita parka
If you smell weed across a room, it’s good weed.
Getting home and realizing they have forgotten one of your containers…Riceless
Once done, he takes her husband aside and tells him: "Listen, Mr. Smith, next time you're really in the mood, consider for a moment: do you feel like you can support another child?" The husband answers: "Listen, Doctor, when I am really in the mood, I feel like I can support the whole state of Georgia."
Mr. T: It's April, fools!
Looking around, he finds himself in a big dark pit. Next to him, huge cauldrons are standing on fires, tended by demons. Screams fill the air. **Man**: What?! Why, God, why? I did my best all my life, I always followed Your word, I suffered, why did you send me to Hell? The closest demon looks at him. Without saying a word, he goes to a cauldron and lifts the lid. Then another. Then a third. The man sees his boss, his mother-in-law, the IRS... **Man**: Phew! Heaven!
A startup launches its world first Bidet with a camera and AI for guiding the water jet. After only a few weeks all units delivered had to be recalled. The Bidets seemed to prefer to drench its users rather than cleaning them properly. Investigators of the issue soon came to the conclusion that the AI has been trained by assholes.
I arrived home, and nothing unexpected happened.
You would be grumpy, too, if you woke up and found yourself at work.
Davide O. was gone but Daudi O. persisted
Boy did I look younger then!
A newly wedded couple was enjoying their honeymoon in Hawaii. They were extremely shy couple and not so experienced. But they tried to do their first oral sex. It was not so satisfactory. At last she figured it out. The bride just close her eyes, and keep saying "Honolulu" to herself. It gave the groom extreme pleasure. After one year of marriage, they tried to celebrate it with passionate lovemaaking. But she forgot the magic word. "Honey, what was the name of place when we stayed for our honeymoon?" "It was called Waikiki, dear."
Because everything is all right, all right, all right!
The college football quarterback walked into the university infirmary and asked to see a doctor. “Sure,” said the pretty nurse, “what shall I tell him is your problem.” “It’s rather embarrassing,” stammered the athlete, “but I have a massively large erection that just won’t go away.” “Oh, I see,” she replied, “well the doctor is really busy this morning, but I might be of assistance. Go to Room 2A and remove your clothes. I too am quite busy, but I might be able to squeeze you in.”
Being buried alive.
It said that it will get out of my hair
Or maybe I just didn't bury that body deep enough
Doctor, I'm going to sue you and complain to the medical board! ???? Why? Since you operated on my husband, he has no sex drive left and doesn't even approach me anymore! ???? Ma'am, I operated on his eyes with lasers.
"Hello?" "Hi! I'm calling because I'd like to join your circus. I can put on quite a show." "Ok, what can you do?" "Well, I can juggle three balls, I can walk on the tight rope, and I can jump around and tumble like a clown." "I'm sorry to say but this doesn't cut it, I already have plenty of people that can do that kind of stuff." "Oh, silly me! I forgot to mention! I'm a dog."
Man: “Doctor, I have bad news and worse news.” Doctor: “Let’s start with the bad news.” Man: “I have only 24 hours to live.” Doctor: “That’s terrible! What could possibly be worse?” Man: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
Because they just completed a 31-day march! (this is my family's traditional April Fools joke)
He had a stomach bug.
I didn't even know she was an actress
Santa told Nikki, “Never fear — just get yourself to the ho-ho-hospital and I’ll take care of things.” Santa filled out the insurance forms and claimed Nikki as his own son. A couple months after the surgery, a representative of the insurance company contacted Santa and said that after a careful review of the claim, it was going to be rejected due to a grammatical error. Santa didn't completely understand the explanation, but at least got that it had something to do with a semi-colon in a dependent Claus.
She came back after a few hours with ninety bucks and a red snapper.
...not happy.
He orders a drink (April fools).
I guess she was out of her habit!
Well, at least until the librarian told me to fucking pull it out
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