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At least 600,000 babies per year would disagree.

Ginger Ale

Her mom follows her into the basement and doesn’t see the body. “April fools!” The little girl exclaims, “he did it in the garage!”

For example, when you shove them down the stairs.

If you missed the showing in Seattle, don't worry, you can still catch it in Atlanta, Minneapolis, NY, Portland, and More TBD.

It was then that dave found out that his wife who had Alzheimer's had progressed so badly that she forgot her husband

"Me-Don't Worry, It'll End Soon." "Me-Ok, Ok, That's The Last One fr." Next Week- Everyone, Crying, In The Graveyard.

Go stand in front of a mirror

An adoption agency

On an unrelated note, Charlie Daniels wasn’t that good at the violin.

An earthquake.

A couple named Lola and Arnie go to fertility clinic for help conceiving. doctor takes Lola's height and weight and says you're 6 ft 1, 295 lb. You're big enough to play with Green Bay's Packers. Lola says I'd never do that! I don't play with anybody's packer but Arnie's!

baby shoes, never worn

A baby with a spear through its head.

Never fired, dropped only once.

It was Made In China.

Raising Canes

9 months.

Nobody cries when they chop up a hooker.

They actually became a firework.

Upon her arrival she immediately met with God. "Teresa, my child", God started. "You have done countless wonderful things for the world in your lifetime. Please accept this halo." With that, a golden halo appeared above Mother Teresa's head. Some time later, Mother Teresa saw Princess Diana, with a bigger halo over her head. Upset, she asked to meet with God, who agreed. "God, I saw Princess Diana today," said Mother Teresa. "I noticed that her halo was bigger than mine. I know that envy is a sin and I don't mean to question you, but why?" God said "You don't understand. That's not a halo. That's the steering wheel."

Inspector johnson

She cooks

Because your dick keeps getting in the way.

Dawson: Both. I rolled in the hay with my meemaw. Fortunately she was still young enough to give birth to you.

I need something really fucking mean for my family. I don’t care what it is but I need suggestions

..... I call them niggers. After all, they are actually black, unlike Africans who are technically brown. Gnat lives don’t matter. I’m prejudiced against mosquitoes.