nihility24 6 day.agoA rich drunk guy was getting in his car after losing money in the casinoA beggar comes to him, “Sir, can you please give me some money?” The rich guy replies, “I don’t have any cash with me, but I have this bottle of scotch whisky.” “Sir, I don’t drink.” “Okay, then take this packet of cigarettes.” “I don’t smoke sir.” “Okay, then how about these gambling chips you can use in that casino.” “I also don’t gamble sir.” “Then how about I introduce you to this nice girl….” “Sir, I have a wife at home who I love very much.” The rich guy fumbles and gets a card from his pocket, “okay, this is my card, come to my home tomorrow and i will introduce you to my wife and then give you as much money as you need.” The beggar is confused, “Why do I need to get introduced to your wife, sir?” “Oh that’s because I wanna show her when a guy does not drink, or smoke, or gamble, or have fun with girls…this is what happens to him!”
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Slavery.
They met on snapchat.
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You can't have your cake or eat it.
LGBBQ
Women’s rights.
Dark humor
she would have $0.77
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
"Yeah" she laughed, "but what can you do?" I said, "You could have tried landing on your feet rather than your face."
A pitbull coming from a playground.
He can’t smell 12 year old girls hair anymore
Everyone treats the black part preferentially but its the white part that they enjoy the most
I don’t fuck the pizza before I eat it
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Just as free as the blacks are.
He took a shit and thought he was falling apart.
Pumpkin.
My dog doesn't get mad at me when I pull him out of the trunk.
Because 7 was black.
A fat person having to resort to jogging pants when they can't get trousers to fit them.
The hangar.
I don't know what I was doing, but my dad was eager to show me.
A black teen was shot while walking at night; at least now he’ll get to meet his father.
nevermind
She didn’t have her seatbelt on
"Son, after that orgy you must thank God you don't have a tail."
A liquor cabinet.
Doctors were optimistic for a full recovery until he Forgot About Dre!
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