OZFox42 13 hr.agoA blonde is on vacation...She walks into an Internet café to send an e-mail to her mom back home. She doesn’t know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says: “Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mom?” "Sure," he says to her, “But it will cost you.” The blonde says, “Sure I’ll do anything for my mom.” “In that case, follow me.” She follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers. “Well go on then, you said you’d do anything!” So she grabs his penis, holds it up to her mouth and says: “Hello… mom are you there?”
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They both went out on a limb by taking a knee for Black lives
I say we hit Ramsey County Medical Examiner first.
Because they're breaking windows into pieces and each person gets their own piece of the loot
so i took her to Minneapolis.
A killer bean
The pizza can feed a family of four
"Ben is in a coma."
because you take my breath away
I keep seeing videos of people shouting, "I can't breathe!"
I propose it’s too soon to take a knee
None they will just beat it for being dark
One's on the cover of Playboy while the other's on the cover of National Geographic
Because there are schools all over America.
Why do they name a store target and get surprised when to gets hit
Isn’t the one where half of the race apologizes for being their color, and the other half wants to say the N word
He won’t be needing it anymore
y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Have you seen the size of his nose ?
Cause you just took my breath away
The stores are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.
Imagine my surprise when he actually came down the chimney! I had a bunch of questions for him though..."Can I see your reindeer, why are you black, and where are you going with all our presents?"
Because White people always love to go into crowded places with guns and murder as many random people as possible whenever they feel they've been wronged by society
But it was pissing down, so I just flung him in the bin.
When I die I want to go out with a bang.
Gotta show solidarity the blacks.
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