ReasonableGator 2 day.agoThere was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years.They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted doilies and a stack of money totaling $25,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "*my grandmother told me that the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily.*" The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He said, "But what about all of this money? How did you manage to save all this money?" "Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the doilies."
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I'm not a fan of these distorted standards for men, how's a regular guy meant to compete with Stephen Hawking?
he gets tasered by police just to charge his phone.
Optimistic...
A horse
Cotton candy
Use their teddy bear to wipe the blood off their pussy.
Should I call it”Kinderhub” or “Only kids”?
A Samboni
There used to be 2 but now it’s a sensitive subject
Mini golf
Now he's an atheist.
So i just pushed her down from 6th floor. kidding it was the 8th floor
I was fucking sore at the end, but at least my dad came...
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she finally snapped.
They’re both mostly plastic.
he comes back with his shirt ironed.
Boomerang
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Most men want that only, why would you threaten someone by giving them something that they want.
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So I sent her to a concentration camp.
A farmer's toolshed. (If you didn’t get it it’s because they’re hoes)
Now I have to pull the trigger every time I see a kid.
They both get stoned.
Pizza didn’t do 9/11
I dont know-i close my eyes when I cum
Poison his tea and hide the antidote in a tube of toothpaste.
Because it's too suspicious to call them Daddy.
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