KingBooRadley 8 year.agoA Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while . . .A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this to be odd and mentions it to his friend. The friend listens, thinks for a moment and says, "That's odd. I sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian." So the two of them went to see the Rabbi. They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had returned as Christians. The Rabbi listened, thought for a minute and then said "That's odd. I also sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian." So the three of them decide to go to Israel to find out what's going on over there. The arrive and go straight to the Western Wall to pray. They explain to God all about how they sent their sons to Israel as Jews and how the all returned as Christians." There is a long silence, and then God begins to speak saying, "That's odd . . . "
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Neither of them have killed you yet
Isn’t it ironic that Eid al-Fitr sounds like Adolf Hitler?
You could never here his accent
Because they're actually heard.
Parallel Parkinsons.
I wanted to shake his hand but it was already shaking.
A nagger you racist fuck
so I could say "I hit juul all the time".
You put floss over their eyes.
Throw in some laundry and detergent
Man, it's hard blowing that thing and keeping someone pinned down at the same time.
do they come out of the cabinet?
Throw a flash bang
I'm not a fan of these distorted standards for men, how's a regular guy meant to compete with Stephen Hawking?
he gets tasered by police just to charge his phone.
Optimistic...
A horse
Cotton candy
Use their teddy bear to wipe the blood off their pussy.
Should I call it”Kinderhub” or “Only kids”?
A Samboni
There used to be 2 but now it’s a sensitive subject
Mini golf
Now he's an atheist.
So i just pushed her down from 6th floor. kidding it was the 8th floor
I was fucking sore at the end, but at least my dad came...
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she finally snapped.
They’re both mostly plastic.
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