7 year.agoChinese doctor opens his new clinic.A Chinese Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.' An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth." Lawyer: "Ugh. this is kerosene." Chinese: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20." The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money. Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything." Chinese: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth." Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste." Chinese: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20." The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100. Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all." Chinese: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100." Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100!!" Chinese: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
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Mini golf
Now he's an atheist.
So i just pushed her down from 6th floor. kidding it was the 8th floor
I was fucking sore at the end, but at least my dad came...
I love your confidence!! if I were you I wouldn't be No one is perfect!! You just proved it Great idea!! Please never think again Wow you killed it!! Now do it to yourself KEEP IT GOING
she finally snapped.
They’re both mostly plastic.
he comes back with his shirt ironed.
Boomerang
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Most men want that only, why would you threaten someone by giving them something that they want.
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So I sent her to a concentration camp.
A farmer's toolshed. (If you didn’t get it it’s because they’re hoes)
Now I have to pull the trigger every time I see a kid.
They both get stoned.
Pizza didn’t do 9/11
I dont know-i close my eyes when I cum
Poison his tea and hide the antidote in a tube of toothpaste.
Because it's too suspicious to call them Daddy.
Santa goes DOWN the chimney
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it
running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first
I'm gonna get you wetter than a spastics chin
Because they have no rights.
For some reason she kept screaming her age instead of the correct safeword
I am not a meth head.
In the end I didn’t. It’s a touchy subject
He said, “I'll give you my girl! Hopefully that will be enough to cover it!” The restaurant got him arrested anyway since girls are worthless in China.
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