drollia 6 year.agoA couple want to have children but the wife can't get pregnantA couple want to have children but the wife can't get pregnant ...so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time, since his superior just sent him to Rome for 10 years, and he's leaving tomorrow. 'As soon as I'll get there, I'll immediately light a candle for you,' he promises. Time passes and the priest returns to the little town after 10 years. The first thing he does is visit the couple's home. He can hear a crazy loud noise when he knocks on the door. The wife opens the door; three little children on her arms, a couple of them hiding under her skirt, and others behind her playing around. The priest counts as many as ten of them! 'Well this is quite a pleasant surprise,' exclaims the priest. 'It seems like God listened to my prayer. But where is your dear husband?' 'My husband traveled to Rome,' says the wife with a tired look on her face. 'To Rome? Why on earth would he go to Rome?' 'To blow out that bloody candle you lit!'
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An LGBBQ.
Christopher Walken
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Tom Cruise can’t take a joke
You know she's going to swallow
Wipe your dick clean on the curtains.
The Drake Equation
Because they got a history of separating the colors
The jew. It's always business before pleasure
by saying yes
He joined the Que Que Que
Nothing, you already told that bitch twice.
A rake.
The tire doesn't sing when you put chains around it
They went through 100 stories in mere seconds
Bill Cosby gave them a drink first
America: Now do Palestine! Biden: OK. Ukraine now has permission to strike Palestine, too!
The Bartender says “That’s pretty cool, where’d ya get that?” The parrot then says “in the jungle, there’s millions of em!”
He told me I was a paranoid racist, well he never actually said that. But I know what the Black Cunt was thinking...
the most when theyre all working for free.
Little Seizures
Anyone that can run, jump, or swim is already in the US
One per order
One of them collapsed and stopped breathing. The other one calls 911. Operator: How can I help you? Man: My friend just fell over dead in the woods! Operator: Calm down sir, I can help you. First make sure he's actually dead. (Silence, then a loud bang) Man: Okay..... Now what?
Not much, just some minor similarities
A snow blower.
Because they had to jump an entire wall to get here.
They could make you a square on the AIDS Quilt.
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