6 year.agoA father buys a lie detector that slaps people when they lie. He decided to test it out at dinner one night.The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son replies “I just did some homework.” The robot slaps the son. The son then says “Okay, okay. I was at my friends house watching a movie.” Dad asks “What movie were you watching?” The son replies “Finding Nemo”. The robot slaps the son. He then says “Okay, okay. We were watching porn.” Dad said “What?! At your age I didn’t know what porn was.” The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says “Wow. He certainly is your son.” The robot slaps the mother. ^Edit: ^Fixed ^grammar ^+ ^tenses.
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A black teen was shot while walking at night; at least now he’ll get to meet his father.
nevermind
She didn’t have her seatbelt on
"Son, after that orgy you must thank God you don't have a tail."
A liquor cabinet.
Doctors were optimistic for a full recovery until he Forgot About Dre!
When you ride a skateboard you don’t get charged with Statutory Rape.
One of the few ways you can still legally buy black people.
The aftermath of the smiler at alton towers
https://youtu.be/tVaymJPZWiw
A suicide vest actually accomplishes something when it's triggered
So I pushed him back and burned the closet to the ground.
Oh, so he’s good at laying pipe?
tell a joke
When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked
Whats the difference questions are actually funny.
If they’re flat they get skipped
Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.
It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.
A tree makes good paper
I don’t fuck with either of them
What the hell
because millions of planets and stars have spent billions of years lining themselves up just to let her know that she'll "meet someone with nice eyes today."
Doctors have given her only two decades to live.
One is a president with a mild..... major retardation, and the other is dying from liver failure. Horrible joke? I know.....
It doesn't last long for fat people. Old but gold.
So blind people can hate em too
Because Japan hunts whales. Credit where credit is due I found this in the comment section of Dr Shaym’s video 50 Female Privileges. It was written by Sean Strozewski.
The leaf, the rope stops the emo.
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