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avatar porichoygupto 6 year.agoI’m okay with smoking, alcohol, and marijuana.

But cocaine is where I draw the line.

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1. I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet.

I thought it would be a piece of cake!

2. Someone made a post offending handicapped people, but I didn’t reply.

The comments were disabled.

3. What's the difference between men and horses?

Horses give you a better ride.

4. What do you call 2 black people in a blanket?

Twix

5. I played Watch Dogs 2

One day I didn’t have a lot to do so I wanted to play Watch Dogs 2. (first you have to understand that the main character is black) After a while playing, I was getting busted by the police and then I got killed after a while of running Then I said in my mind: Holy shit, just like in our actual times.

6. Gay people are actually good,

Not only do they leave more girls for us, they take another dude with them, and the girls give us lesbian porn.

7. What do you call two black guys dead on the street?

Skidmarks

8. How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

Put floss over their eyes.

9. What's one question you can never ask someone named happy?

"are you sad?"

10. As a kid, I always wanted to work with animals.

But, by the time i was old enough, they closed the chemical testing lab in my city.

11. What do you call George Floyd's TV show?

The Fresh Prince of No Air

12. I am the kind of man that is easily swayed.

I have muscular degeneration in my legs.

13. I played mini golf with a midget.

The best part was watching his eyes close before his head hit the ball.

14. We are never gonna hear Whole lotta red by Playboi Carti

Especially now that he had a kid and really has to dissapear.

15. What disease does a black father get after his first child is born?

GONErrhea

16. How did George Floyd lost his horse race?

:)

17. Free my boy George Floyd

Oh wait. There was a Black person in the media, I assumed he’d been arrested.

18. What did we understand after George Floyds Death

Everyone KNEEds air

19. I'm just having a look at the lay of the land.

She hates when I call her that.

20. What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?

... Their wheelchairs

21. Paying homage to...

George Floyd by kneeling is somewhat like paying homage to Kobe Bryant by doing the helicopter.

22. Why do they call it p.m.s.....

Because mad cow was already taken!!!

23. The number of racist jokes on this sub is appalling.

There aren't nearly enough of them.

24. How do you fit 100 Jews into a car

2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ashtray

25. What do you do when you see a nigger with half a head

Stop laughing and reload

26. Why do Jews have such big noses

... air is free

27. How do you stop a nigger from drowning

Take your foot off the back of his head

28. I am 100% against BLM....

Bureau of Land Management you racist assholes!

29. Why do riot police officers wake up early?

To beat the crowds.

30. A black and a spic jump off the top of a tower at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

Who cares

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