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1. Why should you always knock before opening the fridge door?

In case there's a salad dressing

2. I started drinking protein shakes and my wife says I look fat now

I guess I drink whey too much

3. I could tell you a pizza joke…

But it would probably be cheesy

4. How do you lure a pervert? (NSFW)

Just add the NSFW tag.

5. What does an Italian need when he says his joints are hurting?

An olive oil change..

6. What is a witch’s favorite shape?

HEXagon

7. It would be cool if I could 3-D print a copy of my own face

But I'm getting a head of myself

8. how long should you cook little mexican dogs for?

chihuahuas

9. How come they call it "living in the Arctic"...

...and not "ice-olation"?

10. Why do dogs stop and sniff every lamppost and bush they pass on their walk?

They are checking their pee-mail. My dad’s original dad joke. RIP Papa.

11. I just got attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things to me

12. Whats the difference between pink and purple?

The strength of the grip

13. I went cow tipping the other day.

They appreciated the extra cash.

14. I was so proud of my daughter today

I was repairing a gate under the watchful eyes of our two Great Pyrenees and she said, “you realize you’re undergoing a Pyr review.”

15. Not everyone knows Shakespeare invented a vehicle fueled by chickens...

It was poultry in motion...

16. I can’t concentrate for long enough to properly draw an ellipse.

I always seem to lose focus.

17. What smells like rotten carrots?

Bunny farts. Happy Easter

18. Two calfs were nursing at the same time.

One said, we should stick to each udder.

19. Why you haven't seen the parents of a Transgender

Cuz they are trans-parent

20. What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNGGGGG!!!!!

21. My new "smart" fridge ain't so smart.

It keeps telling me the door is a jar.

22. Which car brand is suitable for driving underwater?

Scubaru

23. Who married a hamburger?

Patty did.

24. Greatest Easter Joke

My father-in-law said this the first Easter I spent with my wife-to-be’s family and I still chuckle when I remember it every year. He got to the event late and said “Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t get out of my front door because someone put a big rock in front of it.” It took me a few seconds to think “wtf, who would put a big rock…ohhh” lol

25. What do you call a tick(an insect) from the future?

Robotic

26. What did Bill and Ted say when they ran out of bodybuilding supplements?

No whey!

27. David Bowie has some really great songs: Life on Mars, Starman, Space Oddity...

His music is really out of this world.

28. What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

29. I’ve just been diagnosed as colourblind.

I know, I know, it’s certainly come out of the purple.

30. I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn't stay long.

There was something fishy about that place

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