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He won’t be needing it anymore
y'all want some good good i got Cheetos and Doritos
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Have you seen the size of his nose ?
Cause you just took my breath away
The stores are selling Fathers Day cards in packs of five.
Imagine my surprise when he actually came down the chimney! I had a bunch of questions for him though..."Can I see your reindeer, why are you black, and where are you going with all our presents?"
Because White people always love to go into crowded places with guns and murder as many random people as possible whenever they feel they've been wronged by society
But it was pissing down, so I just flung him in the bin.
When I die I want to go out with a bang.
Gotta show solidarity the blacks.
Apparently encouragement isn't ALWAYS the way.
'No', says God
women
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.
Especially their ability to believe bullshit.
She wasn’t wearing a seatbelt
You want the dishwasher to match the stove and fridge.
her miscarriage.
Simply inject poison into your bloodstream to take revenge on those annoying insects.
“The paramedic said he's probably paralyzed for life.”
She’s been dead a few years but I still play with her
because he got hit by a truck
...knee to nose basis...
while looking at their family albums.
Nothing, they all die in school shooting.
"Never mind son." I said, "plenty more whales in the sea."
Kate takes hers out when she has to fuck him...
It was extremely boring. All my character could do was sit there quietly and try not to offend black people.
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