gramslamx 5 year.agoA 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?" "No" says the boy, "But he minded his own fucking business." ​ EDIT: Silver? Do you think I can be bought?! How dare you! EDIT: Is that gold? Well hello there fine sir.
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taking the art out of rap artist.
They're afraid to get near the oven
One's a Bat Digger, and the other's a fat nigger.
Her nose is running
Because no Jewish woman will touch anything that isn’t twenty percent off.
Nothing, if you are the Pope
Contemplating suicide when a nasty old bum walked up and asked her what she was doing. "I'm going to kill myself" she said. The bum then asked "Well, if you're gonna kill yourself do you wanna have sex first?" "Oh Hell no!" the girl replied. "Fine" said the bum. "I'll just wait at the bottom then"
At the nursing home I am getting rid of evidence
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
So I'll make your HOLE weak :)
Now imagine NOT being in jail or getting shot
But then I didn't, because what if he just have a blast. You never know, and I didn't want to take any risk ...
4,000 years ago, Jewish God gave the Jews Israel as their homeland under a contract, where the terms were "If you uphold the 613 commandments of God, your homeland canbe Israel." ; The Jews broke the terms of the contract, they didn't uphold the 613 commandments of God, and due to this breach of contract, Jewish God stripped them of any rights to live Israel. When you have a Jewish God, of course you're going to get fucked over for breach of contract!
Everywhere
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
They tried to take a shit in the middle of the Autobahn but the cars were going too fast.
Deformed.
A School Bus Full Of Children
She even had to stand in the back of the gas chamber.
When they stop working, give em a smack
Because the slow ones are in jail.
That isn't funny!
So I said " a psychiatrist"
The Italian plane has hair under its wings.
Because it means at least he's not a rapist.
I saw this horrible person on tiktok today. Here is the video: [tiktok video ](https://vm.tiktok.com/wpy42r/) Honestly we should all get on his stream tonight and figure out what his problem is 😂😂
Yea that's the joke.
But I think its because she's a vegan now.
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