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avatar WhoAm_l 5 year.agoWhat’s not funny, vaguely rude and kinda a waste of time.

A majority of the jokes on this subreddit.

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1. What do you call a vegitable who knows kung-fu?

Broco-Lee

2. The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

3. The internet connection at my dad's farm was really spotty, so I moved the router to the horse barn

Now he has stable WiFi

4. I accidentally called my iPhone’s smart assistant “surely” instead of siri.

Now my phone is stuck on airplane mode.

5. In computer class, I programmed a new spell check software. I think i did pretty good…

Considering it was my first 4 A into programming

6. What does a cat say when it hurts itself?

Me- Owww

7. My wife said she thinks she has an eating disorder. I said, so do I,

Im always “eating disorder, eating dat order”

8. Dads with high blood pressure who are watching their sodium intake should avoid what fish at all times?

2 Na, of course.

9. Dad jokes should always be kid-friendly

Last time I told one, three little goats laughed so hard they fell off a bridge

10. [getting arrested for impersonating a priest]

I KNOW MY RITES!!

11. Why doesn't it hurt if someone throws a can of Coke at your head?

Because it's a soft drink.

12. What did the Romans build over top the Forum?!?

The Fivum.

13. Now that the Pope has passed away, what happens next?

A new one popes up.

14. How does a Sleeping Dragon know he snores?

The smoke alarm wakes him

15. I went to the gym.

They gave me a punch card!

16. I have abandonment issues thanks to my cannibal ex-girlfriend.

Probably from all the times she desserted me.

17. My daughter finally started looking for a job. I told her there's an entry level job that people are dying to get into and you start with 3000 people beneath you.

Working at the graveyard isn't for everyone though!

18. How do diamonds get to know other diamonds better?

Carbon Dating!

19. Original joke from my 8 yr old boy

If there was a soccer game between humans and bugs, the humans would crush it.

20. How did the dog get all A's on its report card?

It was the teacher's pet.

21. I've never been a fan of facial hair.

But now it's starting to grow on me.

22. Hobbits are a branch of the human race, but I think they have some similarities to plants.

That's why they can perform Frodo synthesis.

23. There was a full house at the cinema when there was a sudden power cut.

A man with a foreign accent walked up to the front of the theatre and announced in a loud voice "Everybody please raise your hands!", over and over. People wondered what was going on but some of them decided to humor him and started raising their hands, then some more, then some more, until eventually almost everyone in the cinema had their hands raised. Suddenly power was restored and the movie continued. The patron in the seat next to him asked him "how did you do that?". He replied "As we say in my country, many hands make light work".

24. What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

25. I told my plants I needed some space…

now they won’t leaf me alone.

26. What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?

FIZZician!

27. A typo walks into a bear.

There was Type-O splattered everywhere.

28. I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger eating a chocolate egg.

He said "have to love Easter, baby"

29. How many ants do you need to become a landlord?

Ten. You need ten ants.

30. I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs...

It's a step by step guide

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