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It’s an Italian suppository.

…Anne Frankly I’m not amused.

She seemed surprised.

A neck-tarine

Her parents sent her to a concentration camp for help

On the dark side

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An Uber.

"Knife to see you."

I lied it was a gas chamber

No problem says the doctor take off your underpants and lie down. He puts a glove on and lubes his fingers and slides two inside her ‘How does that feel’ he says ‘Lovely’ replies the woman ‘but the discharge is coming out my ears’

A deep thot.

…in his defense, he was sent there to get a Black and Decker.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

"Waddup, Quacker!"

“Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”

With crucifixion they throw out the whole Jew.

God said “You’re right. Give the dumb one a cunt.”

Throw a frying pan in an Ethiopians face.

I got a couple: What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The stereo. Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt. What do princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? The wall was their last big hit.

Abusing of your wife is just so stupid. It's YOUR wife. That's like keying your own car.

If they are under 12 just do them in your head

Polly want a Cracker

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Too soon?

Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?

For reference this is a joke from a friend, but what would you call a baby being thrown or yeeted. My friend said it’s still fetus deletus???

Duterte only talks about raping women.

It doesn't have a home page.

FANNUM IS A FATASS