4 year.agoI was fucking my secretary up the arse when my wife walked inShe said, "You can't do this to me!" I said, "I know... that's why I'm doing it to her.
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Turn on the fan.
Jake returns home after a long days work, finds the cupboards bare and thinks "that's strange we went shopping this week". He goes to the garbage can to find jars of peanut butter, yogurt, pill bottles, assorted food they've just bought discarded. He asks "Honey why is all the food in the garbage?" he finds her watching TV in the living room she says "Roger is dead", stunned he runs to the backyard to find their pet seal dead. He runs inside shocked and says "wow that's terrible, but why did you throw out all the food?!" she replies "They containers all said DO NOT USE IF SEAL IS BROKEN".
Ha, that's a silly question, feminists can't change anything
I almost lost Michael. ​ edit: Sorry, my dyslexic cunt of a son just hacked into my account
It was born ready.
Because they have Targets
Because the Atom Bomb is bright
No matter how many times I beat her, She never breaks.
They won't clean your dishes and they leave you with a nasty rash.
It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game.
Throw a cookie off a cliff in Ethiopia
Two hours, one joke.
a Japanegro
So they can see how it feels to live with an irritated cunt
must of been one hell of a salesman.
She ran away screaming.
None they beat the room because its black
Daddy’s rotting corpse
...until hunting season opens & they can fill their tags.
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Rest in piece .
Because bitches love to bring up the past
-1
So I held her at gunpoint.
What makes them tick?
Everywhere.
No customs officer is going to anal cavity search a fat eight year old boy.
He's just been charged.
A milk sheik.
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