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because he got hit by a truck
...knee to nose basis...
while looking at their family albums.
Nothing, they all die in school shooting.
"Never mind son." I said, "plenty more whales in the sea."
Kate takes hers out when she has to fuck him...
It was extremely boring. All my character could do was sit there quietly and try not to offend black people.
None, they just wait and expect the white people to do it for them
Hard dogs and police officers
An erection and 10 places to put it.
-the German pedophile
Neither did she!
into an oven, I'm hungry!!
They can’t find the 11 on the phone!
Photoshop - if you're good at it.
The guy with the hydraulic press would kill the baby for free, and he'll do ones that have already been born. He makes a lot of money, everybody loves watching a the compressed fetus goo squeezed out of the dead woman's vagina. The pro-choice finally did admit that abortion was murder, so we are now just the pro-murder movement. We love watching people be murdered by the hydraulic press.
They were having a pillow fight.
I really did not see that coming in "The Empire Strikes Back."
When they get the final solution.
Wongthink
At 69 they blow a rod.
The abortion was planned.
Batman and Batmen
She prefers being called big-boned.
LGBBQ
Because that’s shoplifting
Neither did she
They rearranged the furniture.
I don't care if she has either
It was for impersonating an officer
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