AbleCancel 4 year.agoStudent: Can I borrow a pencil?**Teacher:** I don't know, can you borrow a pencil? **Student:** Aha, but I clearly meant to ask for permission. Since you and the rest of the class understood my intent perfectly well, and the word "may" to show permission is rapidly falling out of fashion, there is nothing wrong with asking you whether I can borrow a pencil. **Teacher:** Possibly so, in colloquial speech. Discerning context can help us decipher the nuance of each sentence on a case-by-case basis. However, as your teacher, my task is to teach you the intricacies and nuances of the English language with rigor, so that you may have a greater mastery of the language in order to effectively and precisely control what you want to communicate. In this case, the difference between the words "can" and "may". **Student:** Point taken. May I borrow a pencil? **Teacher:** No, you may not. The state cut funding for education again.
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Take your knee off the back of his neck
Snacky
Hopefully it doesn’t crash on me
I thought it would be a piece of cake!
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Horses give you a better ride.
Twix
One day I didn’t have a lot to do so I wanted to play Watch Dogs 2. (first you have to understand that the main character is black) After a while playing, I was getting busted by the police and then I got killed after a while of running Then I said in my mind: Holy shit, just like in our actual times.
Not only do they leave more girls for us, they take another dude with them, and the girls give us lesbian porn.
Skidmarks
Put floss over their eyes.
"are you sad?"
But, by the time i was old enough, they closed the chemical testing lab in my city.
The Fresh Prince of No Air
I have muscular degeneration in my legs.
The best part was watching his eyes close before his head hit the ball.
Especially now that he had a kid and really has to dissapear.
GONErrhea
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Oh wait. There was a Black person in the media, I assumed he’d been arrested.
Everyone KNEEds air
She hates when I call her that.
... Their wheelchairs
George Floyd by kneeling is somewhat like paying homage to Kobe Bryant by doing the helicopter.
Because mad cow was already taken!!!
There aren't nearly enough of them.
2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ashtray
Stop laughing and reload
... air is free
Take your foot off the back of his head
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